Archibald's, Washington, District of Columbia Restaurant Details

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the place was not hard find i think eat or drink bar is best said after half hour of seeing goes around here

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I have been a day shift and early evening regular for years, routinely dropping at least $200 per visit. I have always tried to give it the benefit of the doubt but have had enough. Two experiences show that THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT CUSTOMERS. First, Friday afternoon in May I walk in and sit at the bar. No bartender. Thats ok I thought, I can wait. Through an entire set of several songs, she never showed. Table waitress (who knows me as a good tipping regular), and two goons in suits all see me, and others needing, service and do fukin NOTHING. After 10 minutes without seeing any bartender I walked out. A club that does not want to sell drinks. I thought I had seen everything. Girls are great though.
A week later I walk in a bit before 7. This time I find a table (actually wanted to eat -the food is not bad). NO WAITRESS! Bartender, two goons in suits and the cashing out waitress ALL ignore me and another guy. After 15 minutes (yes I timed), I tipped a hot blonde dancer $20, told her Id love to stay, but need a place that serves customers, and walked out. To her credit she seemed upset, mumbling something about shift change. No excuse.

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All I can say if you are into fat or thick women and are cheap this is not ur club. The women are in very good shape and beautiful. I have gone to some clubs around the area that the women may have a huge butt but will also carry a gut. That nasty to my eyes so I spend my money at this place. No gut and no stretch marks at this place :)

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bouncers dont listen to reason, and go to throw punches first chance thety get. Even when one tells them not to push them that they will walk out and talk about it. they will just listen to the lesbian strippers that will let a female custumer touch them all over but when a guy just puts a dollar on their garter they all act up..... bartenders are great but the strippers and bouncers are just over rated and over react....

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The drinks weren't the cheapest, but the service was great. The bouncer was very direct about the rules up front--so make sure you do not pull out your cellphone once you pass by him. The ATM has a $5 charge/withdrawal, so take all your money out up front and get it changed to $1's as you go. There's an upstairs location after 7:00, and the downstairs is open all day. The girls rotate between the two stages downstairs, changing outfits from time to time. While all the girls are attractive, they have different styles--the cute girl next door, the glittery Russian, the super-sexy waitress, etc. They come around after their sets looking for any extra tips and, often enough, opportunities to sit and talk (for more tips obviously, but I gotta say it's worth it). Garter belts for the bills and no touching, sure--but that doesn't mean they're shy. So pick your favorite and get to know her a little bit--it'll be worth it.