Astoria Restaurant, Cleveland, Ohio Restaurant Details

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If I didn't have to rate this place I wouldn't have. The management sucks, the crew really sucks. The food is always sitting esp on a slow night they just reheat everything esp the fried foods. This buyer joint should have been shut down a very long time ago. Full of thieves and crappy managers. Lisa is far by the worst..... Then bug eyes Andrea she the THOT out em all...

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Was told by a manager to come back and replace a order they had gave us cold kids meals and my order, when I returned topick up my order they said they never spoke to me or put anything on record of this mistake, somebody drop the ball .very poor management.if they can't keep up with there help ,,, how can they keep up with food .lisa gets the blame for treatment so uncalled for

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Pretty hardworking ladies.

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I've been to Burger Kings all over America. I've had countless Whoppers and even more fries. This location has really nailed it. Let me begin by describing the Whopper. The ratio of lettuce to tomato was beyond pale. It is as if the Burger Gods shined down on the store and blessed them with a talent above and beyond all others. The patty shape was a perfect circle. I did not know such a perfect sphere could exist in nature. The temperature was amazing, not too hot, not too cool, just right. Medium well and moist with a perfect mouth feel. It was like biting into a slice of magic heaven.
The number of fries in the container was just right, not too many and not too few. The ratio of fires to ketchup in the packet was almost a wet dream. Each fry held the right amount of ketchup and when I finished the fries and looked down at the paper I had squirted the ketchup onto, there was nothing left. The color of the fries was a golden hue that could only be mirrored by a sunset on a life changing around the world cruise.
I could go on and on about the chocolate shake. The consistency was that of mother's milk. The straw did not fold in on itself and I was able to enjoy every drop. If i was on death row, this would be the meal I would order. Hell, I might commit murder just to end up on death row so I can get this again.
I topped it all off with a sundae. It rivaled any 12 dollar desert in some fancy shmancy restaurant. Smooth, creamy and the cherry was like a sweet treat to make it all the better. The spoon flexed perfectly and took just the right amount of ice cream with each movement.
Even the napkins were great. They had the texture of silk and the absorbancy of an extra large Depends Diaper.
My only regret was not getting the Super Size, but hey, life can't be perfect, we would have nothing to strive for.