Lulu's Jailhouse Cafe, San Antonio, Texas, American Restaurant Details

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Ok its true...it does smell like pee and homeless people but the cinnamon roll is just ok.

If you eat it in, they heat it up.

It is soft all over including the edges.

I saw everyone getting chicken fried stakes that looked like the size of a medium pizza but i asked a guy who got one, how it was and he replied, "it was mostly breading."

Eat at own risk.

Food:

Eat the cinnamon roll, but bring friends to help. It is about 3 lbs! We go as a family and it can feed all 4 of us!

Food:

Our waitress didn't smile until she brought us the check. The breakfast tacos were dry and cold. They don't melt the cheese onto any of the items you add it to. The biscuits and gravy as well as the French toast was good. Coffee was good. Very overrated place.

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If it were possibleto give less than one star i would do it. Disabled veteran and six family members are seated. No drink orders taken after 10 minutes. .. guy asked do I Have a waitress? Another 10 minutes passes and finally things start moving. We all order or drinks and breakfast. Another 10 minutes passes and the waitress comes back to the table to tell us breakfast ended at 11. It was 11:05. If course no manager has arrived yet. ..some manager. Worst place ever. Should have known better when we walked in and my son said it smelled like petco.

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Arrived at 10:35am. Server finally came to take our order 10:55am and we all ordered breakfast. She came back at 11:00am and told us breakfast was over!!!! We told her we have been waiting for 20 minutes and she said breakfast was only till 11am. We asked for the manager but the hostess told us there was no manager on duty, what? ?? The worst service ever.