No Way Jose's, Gatlinburg, Tennessee Restaurant Details

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I really wish I could give it no stars!!! I have never complained about a restaurant before but this by far was terrible!!! The margarita tasted like water and the food tasted so bad my children were in the bathroom before we left!! Are waitress was nice and I never indicated it to her on how the food was. But with all of our plates still almost full when we left and the food was over priced for what you got, I would only never go back but I will make sure anyone I know does not go there!

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LOVED THIS PLACE! First time here, atmosphere was nice, we were seated right away. Our drinks/food took about 5 mins, the salsa is great! It is just tomatoes/onions/cilantro but still amazing! We're going back for a 2nd time tonight!

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Horrible. No flavor whatsoever. Since when are burritos served with a side of ranch dressing?? Smh. Beans tasted like they have been sitting in tub for days if not weeks. Salsa is tomato juice with onions. Unattentive waiter. Saw another couple walk out after they received their dish. Save yourself the money and time. Will never come back.

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First off, I want to say that I have never posted a Google review but I feel like people need to be informed about this restaurant. I have only eaten there twice. My first time was over 4 years ago and I remember it being decent. This experience left me wanting Taco Bell more than that nasty food. I understand why it's named "No Way Jose" because if anyone ever asks you to eat here, say NO WAY!! Unless fake Mexican food with no flavor is your thing then go for it.

Let me explain my experience. I arrived on a Sunday night in January so it was a slow time. We were seated immediately and had our drink order taken. My mother and I just chose water. Our waiter brought our water and chips and salsa. The salsa was horrible in my opinion but my mom thought it was alright. We then decided to order the chili con queso dip and an alcoholic beverage. There was no drink menu but I chose a margarita on the rocks while my mom picked sangria. We got our drinks. They were gross and we literally wasted them. So disappointing for expensive drinks. I ordered fajita tacos and she ordered a burrito. My food had absolutely no flavor or spice. I barely ate it and I'm not a picky eater at all. It was THAT bad! The rice tasted just like a microwaveable Spanish rice that I had just fixed last week. And of course our bill was $44.90. It wasn't worth $5 to me. Taco Bell is better than this place. Will never return.

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Great views at this tex-mex place. Fast service, wide variety of food and generous portions too. Also serves excellent Margaritas. I always stop here when visiting Gatlinburg.